Simcha fisher is often wrong about many, many thigns. This will be the website blog aggragator where I will chronicle all of the things she is so very wrong about. It is MANY things!
It will be a VERY long blog!
-Ace
April 28, 2002
Simcha Fisher recently went on record saying about Shakespere was all about fornication, murder, and (pardon my french!) "farting". That is all she thinks the works of Shakespere are to her! But that is not true. Shakespere is also about people talking and about being a Catholic in ancient Tudur england times. Shakespere was a closeted Catholic and he had to be sneaky about what he wrote so the Queen wouldn't behead him. So he would write about religous things in such a away that would resinate with his audience -- so that is why he included fornication, but it was never graphic it was always tasteful. And the girl parts were always played by boys so they wouldn't be titilated. As for the "Farting" I'm not sure I know what Simcha is talking about (DUH!!! READ THE BLOG TITLE!). Just another way in which she is so wrong. (Shakes my head sadly)
Sincerely, Ace Bonaventura HERESY detective
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May 4, 2002
So what is Simcha Fisher wrong about today. Hmm, let's see. She often lets her kids watch violent movies -- which are not Shakespere ha ha let me tell you! One of her "favorites" is a movie called Amry of Darkness. I haven't seen this movie because it's rated R (solid R, makes no difference to me) but I know that its "star" Bruce Willis has been in movies which actively promote fornication like "Die Hard" and violence like "Moonlighting" so right away there are all sorts of red flags that this is not a movie for kids (no singing mice in the trailer, which I will NOT link to here, is another giveaway). Sorry, but holding up a towel over the screen while Bruce Willis gets fornicating with the devil is not my idea of a good time and wont' somebody please think about the kids and their souls because they will probably grow up to think that's okay or maybe make darkness movies of their own which glorify evil. That is why Simcha is wrong about THAT. But I'm just getting started!!!!!
Sincerely, Ace Bonaventura HERESY detective
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June 13, 2003
Many people have commented (not here because NO COMMENTS! it is mostly in person) about why I don't use Livejournal or Blogger for my blog. Well I WOULD if I cared to learn something besides HTML which since I KNOW HTML and it's better than Blogger I don't see why I should. This way I own my own writing and they can't copyright it (HEY LIVEJOURNAL -- see the copyright on the bottom of this page? this is MY work!). Anyway, I bet Simcha doesn't know HTML and probably uses something like Livejournal for her blog. I am not sure what she uses to be honest because I use lynx as my default webbrowser so I just get her pure lies undiluted by questionable graphic design and awwwwful page layouts. Anyway what is she going on about again today. Soap? Pants? Hey Simcha! Get that soap out of your pants. How is Simcha Fisher like a woman in a bathtub? Well ONE Of them has a soul full of hope. And it's Simcha Fisher who is full of hope! wait, I set that up wrong. But I laughed anyway! Ha!
Sincerely, Ace Bonaventura HERESY detective
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February 4, 2005
Hi Ace! Where have you been? That is what I imagine you asking me if you knew my email address or IRCUSER name (which you dont and never will DUH). Well I got a new job and they don't use UNIX there anymore, they use WINDOWS XP so it took me a while to figure out how to use notepad (sooo not as intuitive as vi). That doesn't mean that Simcha Fisher has stopped being wrong. Far from it. She's had another few kids, praise be! but that just seems to up the wrongness expoentially somehow (girls!) (and their pants! Ha ha). Anyway, I could go into more details but my supervisor is here and is wondering why I haven't staged the Exchange server yet (because it's FRIGGIN MICROSOFT EXCHANGE, JOEL!) so I'd better get back to that. More wrongness to follow!
Sincerely, Ace Bonaventura HERESY detective
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